Yes, I’m interested in hearing your thoughts on the matter. Yes, I have some ideas of my own. Yes, I wanted a lame excuse to post this hilarious SNL digital short here on the blog because it’s hilarious. Yes, I realize I used the word hilarious twice in that last sentence. Yes, I know what a thesaurus is.
Things I believe would make the Cubs unstoppable in 2011: a miracle, an ace starting pitcher, more Colvin/less Fukudome, a power hitting first baseman, a repeat performance by Marlon Byrd, Soriano does his impression of Cocoon 3, Quade convinces Castro he’s up for rookie of the year honors again therefore avoiding any possibility of the young one having a mental sophomore slump, Marmol reaches 96 saves, Todd Ricketts appears on Millionaire Matchmaker, Say Yes to the Dress, International House Hunters and Celebrity Apprentice, the Cardinals close their doors forever, the Reds are moved to the American League and last but not least, we sign Mike Schmidt to manage our AAA club. That’s right, take that, Phillies.
List in the comments what you think it would take to make the Cubs unstoppable in 2011! Go Cubs Go!